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No Bones, but Big Smiles!

October 18, 2021

In this issue:  Don't Run, Don't Walk - CRAWL!    We Love Us Some CHAOS    Shop News   The Tip Jar   Private Lessons  Contact info

Thank You All So Much!

Yarn Crawl went so well - y'all are the best!

We're tired, but very happy! It finally feels like we're getting back to normal now that we've had a successful yarn crawl. We'll try to have some actual content for you next week!

So in honor of how happy-but-tired we are, we would like to introduce you to a new bit of internet terminology we just learned: Bones Day vs. No Bones Day. It has to do with whether your pet seems boneless when you pick them up, or if they appear to have usable bones. Or if YOU have bones or no-bones in the morning. We'll let Newsweek explain it to you, since they do it better.

Here's hoping it's a Bones Day for you today!

Be safe, be well, be kind!
-Caryn & the Yarnivore crew


 Shop News

A strawberry-blonde 10-month-old-looking baby holds a picture book up towards the camera. She has a giant smile on her face. She's wearing a green and white gingham dress and a pink handknitted short-sleeve cardigan with garter stitch at the yoke and stockinette below. There are three buttons in front holding the yoke closed.Featured Pattern & Yarn
Baby things are so fun to make! They knit up quickly and don't use a ton of yarn, and you get HUGE amounts of maker appreciation at the baby shower. We think Wee Cria by Ysolda Teague will make a great addition to your baby sweater repertoire. It's $8 on on, but also available in-store or on Ravelry for £5 (a tad under $8, depending on current exchange rate). We suggest Cobblestone as the yarn. It's machine washable and with just enough tweediness for autumnal glory!

Hours - We’re open 7 days a week!

11-5 Monday-Saturday
Noon-5 Sunday

Private Lessons
In-store and online private lessons are available! Please call us at 210-979-8255 to schedule a lesson! Wendy, Dawn, Moses, and Nancy M. are all available to help you with your projects! Private Lessons can be scheduled outside of regular hours at the discretion of the teacher.

The Tip Jar

Need to block a hat? Use a balloon! Just blow it up to the size of head you want the hat to fit and stretch it over. EASY!

All regular classes are currently on hold until we can safely seat up to 6 students in the classroom. We'll let y'all know when we can offer them again. Until then, we're offering most of our class material in private lessons.

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Contact Us:  2357 NW Military, 78231  (210)979-8255